In a galaxy far far away and just off the A14, lurks a predatory race of quantum locked felines who feed off the potential energy of years that it's victims would have lived, as well as Whiskas Ocean white fish and tuna dinner known for it's chunky meaty goodness.
Don't blink. Don't turn your back. Don't dangle a piece of string in front of it's face. Don't blink and don't mess with it's squeaking toy mouse. Good luck.