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SKOVOX BLITZER
OUT NOW!
"PROBLEM, SOLUTION, DESTROY!"
"PROBLEM, SOLUTION, DESTROY!"
SKOVOX BLITZER CAN:
Shoot light bulbs into oblivion
say: "Problem Solution Destroy"
Invade Space
Blow apart foolish police officers
Talk to you in times of need
Nothing else really but it's entertaining to watch it scurry about with it's limited arm movement.
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| The Skovox Blitzer talking to the Doctor in his hour of need. |
And then after all that excitement of your Blitzer trying to kill you, it can be easily deactivated, simply by blasting it into space.
New State of the Art product out now!
Warning! Not for children over 36 month.
Skovox Blitzer product may try to obliterate your babies and house pets.
Do not leave unattended, an adult must be by your Skovox Blitzer product at all times.
And remember: If you have a Problem, we can give you a Solution before it Destroys you!
And remember: If you have a Problem, we can give you a Solution before it Destroys you!
For help on the product contact:
034-100110-02-086 or
www.tonkatoysfromspace@caretakersincorperated.com
and if your product goes faulty call the same number above or email
www.help-myspacetoyhasgonemad!@radiocontrolledtrashgonewrong.com
Master Meglos
Master Meglos
WOW only 8.6 thousand pounds I guess that is London prices for you, You can buy a hell of a lot of sheep for that and they are very similar to the Skovox Blitzer. Although they are not good at invading space more invading folks lawns. But they can do most of the other stuff and they dont need batteries. AH yes OK the remote needs a AAA .
ReplyDeleteHang in there Master Meglos
I thought sheep would need B AAA Batteries.
DeleteIs the Skovoz Blitzer OUT NOW!?
ReplyDeleteLoved this post. Well done Spawnage.