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22 April 2015

A-Z Challenge Of Monsters and Villains: File S - Skovox Blitzer


FILE S
19/26
SKOVOX BLITZER









OUT NOW!
"PROBLEM, SOLUTION, DESTROY!"







You can now purchase your very own Skovox Blitzer! For the total price of only 8.6 thousand pounds, this new and exclusive remote controlled toy can be YOURS!


SKOVOX BLITZER CAN:

Run down Corridors
Shoot light bulbs into oblivion
say: "Problem Solution Destroy"
Invade Space
Blow apart foolish police officers
Talk to you in times of need 
Nothing else really but it's entertaining to watch it scurry about with it's limited arm movement.


The Skovox Blitzer talking to the Doctor in his hour of need.







And then after all that excitement of your Blitzer trying to kill you, it can be easily deactivated, simply by blasting it into space.




New State of the Art product out now!
Warning! Not for children over 36 month.
Skovox Blitzer product may try to obliterate your babies and house pets.
Do not leave unattended, an adult must be by your Skovox Blitzer product at all times.

And remember: If you have a Problem, we can give you a Solution before it Destroys you!




For help on the product contact:
034-100110-02-086 or
www.tonkatoysfromspace@caretakersincorperated.com

and if your product goes faulty call the same number above or email

www.help-myspacetoyhasgonemad!@radiocontrolledtrashgonewrong.com

Master Meglos

3 comments:

  1. WOW only 8.6 thousand pounds I guess that is London prices for you, You can buy a hell of a lot of sheep for that and they are very similar to the Skovox Blitzer. Although they are not good at invading space more invading folks lawns. But they can do most of the other stuff and they dont need batteries. AH yes OK the remote needs a AAA .

    Hang in there Master Meglos

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  2. Is the Skovoz Blitzer OUT NOW!?

    Loved this post. Well done Spawnage.

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